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Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9857) - you deserved it (40974)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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