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Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11560) - you deserved it (35677)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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what color is your hair?

#1 - On 04/19/2011 at 2:57am by de_cobrae

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At least you get to go furniture shopping now. furniture shopping is fun :)

#8 - On 04/19/2011 at 3:06am by Adorlee

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