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Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Look on the bright side, if the kid turns out to be a boy and if he becomes gay at least he has an accepting mother.

#8 - On 04/16/2011 at 10:10am by Setcher

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YDI for not standing up to your wife. You're acting like her bitch. Go with a neutral color...or wait until you find out the sex of the baby.

#11 - On 04/16/2011 at 10:13am by mintcar

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