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Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML


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On 04/16/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by uncool (woman) - United States (California)

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He was doing his job and being nice at the same time. :)

#1 - On 04/16/2011 at 6:16am by Nimmrodel

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happy birthday...

#2 - On 04/16/2011 at 6:17am by ElGranOrgo

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