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Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37586) - you deserved it (11631)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03am - misc - by caswell 1 (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Ask her to be your trainer

#2 - On 02/28/2009 at 10:17am by Rodin

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We have a woman in our gym who used to compete in the Ms. Olympia. She's hot as hell, has great legs, and can still lift more than half the dudes in the gym. Take the girl's advice, OP, and show her how hard you're working out. Maybe something good will happen some day.

#6 - On 02/28/2009 at 10:33am by Bibico

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