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Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34845) - you deserved it (10743)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03am - misc - by caswell 1 (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Ask her to be your trainer

#2 - On 02/28/2009 at 10:17am by Rodin

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Why is everyone assuming this girl is a beast? I got the impression that the guy is just a weakling.

#12 - On 02/28/2009 at 12:38pm by the dude

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