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Today, my parents met my girlfriend for the first time and cooked us dinner. After, I was helping clean up in the kitchen and my dad says to me, "Don't worry, you have to slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess." and winks at me. She heard. I was going to propose to her tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47993) - you deserved it (2173)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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