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Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33219) - you deserved it (6088)

On 04/15/2011 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Well aren't you mommy's special little child!

#1 - On 04/15/2011 at 5:49am by Juliaa15

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Thats because the people that mattered already knew your phone was gone.

#34 - On 04/15/2011 at 7:44am by julieseattle

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