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Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML

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On 05/02/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by fuckerman - Canada (Ontario)

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You probably have erectile dysfunction because you talk about sex with your 84-year-old grandpa.

#2 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:40am by survivalism

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Erectile dysfunction is something that can affect men of all ages... although the irony must sting. They're doing some great things these days in terms of medication. The more pressing issue here, I believe, is how to get the image of sweet ol' grandpa with a boner out of your head.

#3 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:47am by esagalyn

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