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Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML
Just throw something at her and make believe that there's a poltergeist haunting your place.
I find that smothering the snorer with a pillow is an effective means of shutting them up.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014