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Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14964) - you deserved it (28277)

On 04/14/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by wowimscrewed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Just throw something at her and make believe that there's a poltergeist haunting your place.

#3 - On 04/14/2011 at 5:55am by Showmehowtolive

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Don't call on restricted? Or how abou actually telling her since she's your roommate.

#27 - On 04/14/2011 at 6:30am by stayawakee

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