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Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31683) - you deserved it (5115)

On 04/13/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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Never assume that a woman is pregnant unless you see the baby's head coming out. It's never a safe assumption!

#3 - On 04/14/2011 at 3:00am by MuchDance90s

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double fail. poor girl:(

#1 - On 04/14/2011 at 2:58am by iJustLol

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