Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (37834) - you deserved it (5076)
On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -
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why did your friend have a knife just ready to go like that?
#4 - On 04/14/2011 at 3:00am by iJustLol
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kick his ass
#1 - On 04/14/2011 at 2:58am by Death_From_Above
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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