Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML
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Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
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Death_From_Above 0
kick his ass
HowDidIGetHere 0
I woulda stabbed him -.-
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Comments (183)
Death_From_Above 0
kick his ass
sterlingarcher 1
bahaaha sorry op but thats hilarious!
imlagginglol 0
That's funny. What did the officer do?
Alliria 3
His friend is clearly the biggest douchebag ever, and he also sounds hilarious.
6969awesome 0
Why does his friend have a knife?
NeatNit 32
How can you people be so blind? OP, you RAN A RED LIGHT. You apparently have no idea how serious that is. IMO you deserve jail. YDI
ImaWiseGuy 5
what do you mean "he thought it would be funny" because on my side that sounds pretty ******* funny......
PissingPeopleOff 0
44 it could just be a small pocket knife. Usually people just carry a knife around cause at times they may need it. Multitools are also a good example.
mfmylifesrsly 29
that sucks the damn red light cameras caught me 'running a red light' when turning right because I was going fast and the light was yellow then turned red as soon as I began to turn -__- now I owe them $75
theten_fml 9
I think it would be funny if your friend walked home.
laden_swallow09 34
19, 20, 26, and 52 - It's only hilarious because you're not the poor guy who has to be curb stomped by a policeman who has no idea that it's your friend who needs to be stomped for being a complete asshole. FYL, OP.
sterlingarcher 1
nope if that happened to me I would still find it hilarious! :)
leaksmike 0
You suck -___- Jail for ONE red light? You're insane.
kay2kay 1
Today, I am in the hospital because my friend thought it would be funny to stab me with a knife I pranked him with when we were getting a ticket. FML.
AmberBri 8
^ Ha, hellllll yes. I'd kill him without the knife.
AmberBri 8
^ Ha, hellllll yes. I'd kill him without the knife.
davizv 0
is ur picture from YouTube? how to annoy people?
alexdaguitarman 0
He was right. That is funny
HowDidIGetHere 0
I woulda stabbed him -.-
j_cat187 19
haha chop his head off!!!!!!!!!!
x_messyjessy_x 0
^ hahaha!! NO! not funny
RavenRiley007 4
wow your friend is a keeper int he?
poiuytjfffc 0
it's people like u who cause accidents
YourEvilHero 12
give the officer sex
Livinia 11
Because that always works (;
techweed 12
^ you look like you know from experience
Gianca1208 4
She totally sucked an officers pep dude
klutzyduck1 24
Rude. She's gorgeous, she probably wouldn't need to.
robotiick 12
lol after sex cop says alright let's forget about the whole thing tht I pulled u over ok? (still has pants off out of car)
Geneside 8
Haha epic. But with my luck my m8s would do it to me
Tuesdays76 0
This sounds like a Gabriel Iglisias story lol. Sorry I butchered the name.
ElGranOrgo 0
I hope that you stopped being his friend or made that dumbass pay the ticket/fines
chris71sk8r 8
Lmao, I would've stick it up his/her ass!
sterlingarcher 1
haha
chris71sk8r 8
How can you laugh? I'm serious. But let's keep that between me and you.(:
sterlingarcher 1
lol ok then.. it's between us.. haha
sterlingarcher 1
haha oh boy..
tahvoh 3
hahahaha douche!
peppermintstick 0
That was my first thought, too! What a psycho friend.
RavenDesired 10
Why the crap turtle did he have a knife?
sus346 2
^^ Whaaaaa? Lol, turtle :P
klonopin_ftw 0
awkward turtle hand gesture commencing.
giantsfan2010 23
I like turtles.
LaughinStock 16
lmao crap turtle omg u made my day :)
kaycee1996 5
Mine too!! :D
cono1717 0
You should have said "please hold officer" turned round and stabbed him.
Eil 5
^ this ^