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Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37834) - you deserved it (5076)

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why did your friend have a knife just ready to go like that?

#4 - On 04/14/2011 at 3:00am by iJustLol

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kick his ass

#1 - On 04/14/2011 at 2:58am by Death_From_Above

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