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Today, my grandma got up at 6:30am, clattered about the bathroom then sang religious songs at the top of her voice for half an hour. Apparently this is her normal routine, weekends included. She is staying with us for a month. FML


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On 04/09/2011 at 4:21am - misc - by Riley (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

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so go into her bedroom late at night while she's sleeping and do the exact same thing! it's foolproof I tell you.

#7 - On 04/09/2011 at 9:41am by victorioustunnel

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Now every night.. You can sing/blare your evil music. See how she likes that!

#15 - On 04/09/2011 at 9:48am by jewels1877

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