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Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said: "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30613) - you deserved it (4938)

On 04/06/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

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and you say, nooo, open your ears! it was a snart.

#7 - On 04/06/2011 at 1:27pm by lmaoatall

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Haha, funny, but a dick move on his part.

#23 - On 04/06/2011 at 1:41pm by cptmorgan15

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