Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (40502) - you deserved it (5145)
On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked…
troublewithbleach also deserved itToday, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower…
Your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.
#1 - On 04/06/2011 at 2:53am by mskaybee
See in context
well does she know?
#7 - On 04/06/2011 at 3:04am by smooshy
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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