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Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8879) - you deserved it (29681)

On 04/05/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by stairmaster -

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Your boyfriend must be very good at what he does if you can't walk afterwards.

#6 - On 04/05/2011 at 9:55am by every1luvsboners

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Spilling cherry pop after getting your cherry popped? There's just something poetically beautiful about that.

#25 - On 04/05/2011 at 10:41am by perdix

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