Miscellaneous: Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents'...

By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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You kinda deserved that one

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

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Stealthy

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 07:29 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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By Tori - 16/02/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

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By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

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By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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Wipe out

By Anonymous - 25/11/2021 02:00

Today, I was walking up the stairs with my lunch in hand. I slipped and I dropped my plate, the rice and curry down fell down the stairs, while also spilling the water in my other hand. The wallpaper and carpet stairs are now stained. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:41

Spilling cherry pop after getting your cherry popped? There's just something poetically beautiful about that.

awardZu 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:04

You should be more careful when you do you walk of shame. It's a proud tradition, and you have tainted it with cherry coke. Shame on you!

Comments

bugmenotmofo 34

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:12

you should be ashamed

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:14

Nice

xMyazXtr3me 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:16

what a waste of a perfectly good cherry coke. way to go!

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:16

cherry coke sounds good right now well fyl op.

biggestboss 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 6:30

you look great ;)

ajt1562 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:17

Lol thats lame

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:22

Funny you should use the word "cherry" when everything in this story was left anything but.

jessicahoney1984 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 20:31

i love this comment =]

PassTheDutch 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:32

what a waste of cherry coke. FYL and fail for falling.

missjuniper 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 2:51

lol totes meh gotes

applecaketree 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:34

I hope they weren't cream carpets, that's a bitch to get up!

lilemmy55 10

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:38

bahahaha nice (:

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:41

Spilling cherry pop after getting your cherry popped? There's just something poetically beautiful about that.

SaharNar 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:38

bwhahaha you have a point !! :)

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 5 April 2011 18:28

win- spilling the coke- after the poke

PassTheDutch 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:17

dropped the drink after taking it in the pink. or stink depending on personal preference.

69_jackson_69 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 3:57

(Insert clever jingle/rhyme here)

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