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Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23360) - you deserved it (4462)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by lil_munchkinjen (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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being bisexual justs means you have more options

#1 - On 02/08/2009 at 7:55pm by thehazeman

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Ok i so feel you
I'm bi too
my mom didn't freak or say anything like at...
she said that "Oh, honey, your just trying to find out who you are."
and i'm 14
i lean a little more tworeds girls for some reason
i'm not a lesbian or straight
it'll get better; just wear the name with pride^.^
trust me

#11 - On 02/09/2009 at 6:29pm by Uziky

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