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Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her Grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we were engaged. Her response: "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you". This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30076) - you deserved it (2768)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:33am - misc - by Joe (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Don't worry about it. At least you got you the girl.

#2 - On 04/03/2011 at 6:24am by xXxJaGsTeRxXx

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Dude, you're ugly but you're getting married to a beautiful woman. Be happy.

#3 - On 04/03/2011 at 6:27am by BahahahLOL

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