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Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her Grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we were engaged. Her response: "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you". This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24969) - you deserved it (2137)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:33am - misc - by Joe (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Don't worry about it. At least you got you the girl.

#2 - On 04/03/2011 at 6:24am by xXxJaGsTeRxXx

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What a superficial old bag of ignorance.
That's really fucked.

Maybe tell her "I make your grandaughter happy and you dissaprove because of the weight and appearance of our theoretical future kids? I'm so glad you have your priorities straight."

#28 - On 04/03/2011 at 7:58am by Snackbars

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