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Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her Grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we were engaged. Her response: "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you". This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML
Don't worry about it. At least you got you the girl.
Dude, you're ugly but you're getting married to a beautiful woman. Be happy.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015