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Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37648) - you deserved it (3490)

On 03/30/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anon_a_mouse (man) - Reserved

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Mother-in-law: Welcome home! Did you have a good...
OP: Get out.
Mother-in-law: I did some rearranging...
OP: Get OUT.
Mother-in-law: Can we talk about th...
OP: Bitch, I will fucking destroy you.

#32 - On 03/30/2011 at 6:35pm by DocBastard

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tell her no before it's really to late

#7 - On 03/30/2011 at 6:11pm by iJustLol

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