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Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30898) - you deserved it (5030)

On 03/25/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by radicaloser - United States (Oregon)

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looks like u found a keeper lol

#1 - On 03/25/2011 at 10:38am by biggary19

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Then give him period blood.....jk lmao

#9 - On 03/25/2011 at 10:46am by lilspike2231

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