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Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24910) - you deserved it (12109)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by cupcakelady127 (woman) - United States

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I feel you on that one. I used to be awestruck by shiny and flashing objects, but then I turned seven.

#7 - On 03/23/2011 at 11:10am by amerwin

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Haha, could that sign be any more counterproductive? Keep your eyes on the road, OP ;)

#8 - On 03/23/2011 at 11:10am by Happygofucky

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