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Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30274) - you deserved it (15568)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by cupcakelady127 (woman) - United States

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I feel you on that one. I used to be awestruck by shiny and flashing objects, but then I turned seven.

#7 - On 03/23/2011 at 11:10am by amerwin

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FYL for someone's idiotic idea to make a giant flashing sign. YDI because it shouldn't take you more than half a second to read it, especially if it's that big and flashy.

#9 - On 03/23/2011 at 11:11am by LH0026

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