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Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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On 03/23/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by anon -

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He was just pre-soaking the dishes. Dried on food can be a bitch to remove.

#8 - On 03/23/2011 at 7:11am by FMLephant

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looks like someone is going dish shopping.

#1 - On 03/23/2011 at 7:04am by tnlander

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