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Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next 3 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31577) - you deserved it (2700)

On 03/19/2011 at 8:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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I'm gone guess you and a bunch of hobos.

#2 - On 03/19/2011 at 2:25pm by sofiainthesun

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Travel State Gov website:

"All U.S. embassies and consulates have an after hours duty officer available to assist with life or death emergencies of U.S. citizens abroad. Contact the nearest U.S. embassy or consulate after hours duty officer for assistance if you have an emergency need to travel."

#3 - On 03/19/2011 at 2:25pm by kofeinisti

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