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Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27823) - you deserved it (6629)

On 03/17/2011 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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How did it break in the first place? Take it easy.

#1 - On 03/17/2011 at 4:43pm by mintcar

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it's not a huge deal, don't get all pissy about it.

#15 - On 03/17/2011 at 4:57pm by Aoifexzx

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