Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 2:57pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • How did it break in the first place? Take it easy.

    #1 - On 03/17/2011 at 4:43pm by mintcar

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  • it's not a huge deal, don't get all pissy about it.

    #15 - On 03/17/2011 at 4:57pm by Aoifexzx

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