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Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19865) - you deserved it (4934)
On 03/17/2011 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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