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Today, I was excited to have a window seat on my three hour flight to New York. When I got to my row, I noticed the screaming newborn occupying the seat in front of me, and a pair of toddlers behind me. I then looked to my seat to find I have no window. FML

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On 03/17/2011 at 12:56pm - misc - by lalalalalala - United States (Texas)

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You know those shades over the windows? I've always wondered why they had to be up during takeoff and landing. It's not like the pilot plans on parallel parking and asking the passengers "how close am I?"

Sorry for randomness, but I didn't feel like bitching.

#24 - On 03/17/2011 at 5:24pm by Iknoweverything

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What? I love window seats. They provide a wall for me to lean against.

#8 - On 03/17/2011 at 4:52pm by mintcar

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