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Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56189) - you deserved it (4563)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Obviously you got loose somehow, since you're posting this story. You should wait until your mother's asleep and then tie her up and take a video of her struggling and then say you're putting it on youtube. She sounds like she has a great sense of humor, so she'll probably play along. You'll be able to bond with her more easily. See? There's a bright spot you might have missed!

#9 - On 02/27/2009 at 8:34pm by Bibico

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haha your mom sucks.

#7 - On 02/27/2009 at 7:44pm by redroses5

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