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Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9230) - you deserved it (28216)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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I don't think this is a FYL moment because this could be laughed off by saying something stupid like
"That mixer can keep a good beat, it should join a band" or whatever.

#2 - On 03/13/2011 at 4:07am by ChibiChibi

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Modern environment can produce great beats on its own. Nothing wrong with that. There is however a sign of incredible stupidity here, that is when you decided to dance in the supermarket. YDI, unless it was Wal-Mart or something alike.

#8 - On 03/13/2011 at 4:38am by gotbiscuits

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