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Today, for our last kid-free dinner before the birth of our 4th child, we chose a Japanese hibachi restaurant. They sat us with a family with a toddler, who started screaming at the first flame trick, causing the chef to cease to do anything entertaining. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29744) - you deserved it (4031)

On 03/10/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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I would have complained if I'd been sat with a toddler.

#4 - On 03/11/2011 at 3:12am by dynky

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It's called speaking up.
Seriously though, people should learn to control their kids and they should also learn how to handle their outbursts in public.

The sound of a crying baby is the worse sound there is.

#8 - On 03/11/2011 at 3:19am by mintcar

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