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Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends and family wishing me a happy birthday, but there were none. There were Happy Birthday messages from Pizza Hut and Victoria's Secret, however. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48409) - you deserved it (3401)

On 05/01/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!

#4 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:52pm by lolololcheese

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You are on a pizza hut mailing list?

I think I've found the real fml here.

#6 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:54pm by depechemode

See in context

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