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Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37540) - you deserved it (2642)

On 03/07/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by WTF -

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*Looks at the date*
What did you expect on a monday?

FYL, FYL.

#4 - On 03/07/2011 at 10:03am by DjeePee

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instantly when I read "pounding at my back door" I thought this was going to be about something else.

#5 - On 03/07/2011 at 10:03am by forthepainx3

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