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Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML
Build a fort with all the trashbags. Then she will want to hang out in your fort. And you be like: GTFO out my fort bitch.
Have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend on your mom's bed. Make sure it's kinky sex. So this includes body paint, whip cream, cherries, sex toys, you name it. Just teach her a lesson!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 September 2014