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Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (5529)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:43pm - misc - by taiannalynn5 -

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