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Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (5812)

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that's what he says to all the girls he rapes... lol jk

#5 - On 03/03/2011 at 2:25am by bloobelly

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whenever my ex used to try and tickle me i'd dig my nails into an exposed piece of flesh until he stopped.

#9 - On 03/03/2011 at 2:31am by agamid

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