Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML
by BackToRehab / 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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Someone's been drinking a bit too much butterbeer.
#1 - On 02/26/2011 at 5:57pm by Privations
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muggles: they're everywhere, tryin to steal my whiskey.
#2 - On 02/26/2011 at 5:58pm by afdude87
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