Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39931) - you totally deserved it (8587)
On 05/01/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
(0)Aww, I feel for you. That happened to me when I was about 10. It was the middle of the night, I was on a residential school trip, and you had to enter a code to unlock the toilet block. =(
(0)The key snapping in half? Try not being able to open the door at all, fortunately there were two doors and one of them suddenly got vacant. I rushed in as fast as I can, what a friggin relief.
(0)#8 I was confused for 2 minutes. Wondering what the hell you were even talking about.
The reason post #5 and #6 have been deleted, so I kept reading #4 to try to figure it out. FML.
I'm guessing it was advertising.
(0)I've been there, rush hour traffic is usually where this happens to me. I'm walking to my lot after work, realize I gotta piss but there aren't bathrooms in the skyway.. So I gotta make it home. I usually have to sacrifice a water bottle or two in my car. Fucking traffic.
#10 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:54am by rukusrazor
(0)I'm guessing you have an apartment or a house or condo where the garage isn't attached. I'm telling you the garage door opener is where it's at in these situations.
#15 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:16am by thankscupcake
(0)You peed on yourself rather than go in a bush? Or just pee on the wheel? I maybe MAYBE understand this if you are a woman and don't want to squat by your car, but even then, being seen squatting by 2 minutes worth of passersby is better than spending a couple of hours stewing in your own urine.
(0)why would she spend a couple hours in it. normally when a key breaks in a lock all you have to do is stick the rest in and turn or stick the tip of another key in and turn an it should open
(0)ahh i know how you feel. happened to me once.. not the same exact thing, but close...
#21 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:31pm by ilaughatfmls
(0)Can't believe no one's said this yet...
Oh snap!
But I digress.
That's unfortunate.
#24 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:53pm by Demon_Squirtle
(0)dude i do that weekly
hahaah
got to have the occasional peeing of the pants
#26 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:20pm by randomsloth
(0)You couldn't ask a neighbor to use theirs or get back in the car and go somewhere with a restroom? I've had to go pretty bad but past the age of 10, wetting yourself is pushing it.
(0)I'm appalled at how many pant-pee-ers there apparently are out there!! No matter how badly I've had to go, I have never in my adult life actually peed my pants. What is wrong with all of you???
(0)haha stuff happens to me like dat, wen i was lil i dreamed i was at the bathroom peeing, wen i wake up i pissed myself
#31 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:14pm by kiko1544463
(0)I can understand why you peed yourself. I mean, it's not like you were outside and could have peed anywhere ever.
#32 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:39pm by survivalism
(0)Lol awww!!! I hate it when I have to pee so bad I'm doing the pee dance, hopping like an idiot. And that has happened to me before. Fortunately, my key didn't snap. But better luck next time!
#33 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:29pm by ILoveJace01
(0)#20 - What are you talking about? Pee on the wheel? What wheel? Like in a car?
#35 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:21pm by anniebananie
(0)WOah definitely disagree with 36! One time my key broke 2, but I went to Mcdonalds & used the bathroom. LOL!!!
#37 - On 05/02/2009 at 2:46am by rachelbrianna25
(0)25 - who knows how long she was holding it before the key snapped in half. I had one time where I peed myself as soon as I had entered a public restroom because I had been holding it so long looking for a restroom i just couldn't make the extra few steps
And maybe she lives somewhere like in an apartment where she would have had to go down a few floors and over a few blocks before there would have been anywhere to go that she wouldn't be in few view of a lot of traffic - not everyone lives where they can just duck behind something out of site
(0)Tha's sad.
I had the same thing happen to me just recently, but with a computer monitor output. And now there's a screw stuck in it.
(0)There wasn't any alternative whatsoever, dipshit? No garage, backyard, tree, woods, anything? God, man, it's called being resourceful.
#41 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:33pm by roflcopterzzz
(0)Ouch, I'm sorry you whizzed on yourself
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#42 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:43pm by mustsurrender
(0)41-I challenge you to show me just one 21st floor apartment that has a garage, backyard, tree or woods nearby. just one
(0)#33 my pee dance is just humping air and running around u may look like a perv but its worth it.
And to pee-er darn that sucks.
#44 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:45pm by qazqwer313
