Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2009 at 12:11am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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#1 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:20am by papertigers
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why didn't you just pee in a bush or something?
#12 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:04am by mel92
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