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Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53202) - you deserved it (13140)

On 05/01/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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hot.

#1 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:20am by papertigers

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thats disgusting.

#2 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:20am by tdutch712

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