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Today, I was invited to a counseling group for people with emotional problems. I brought the permission slip home for my mom to sign, only for her to accuse me of being a hypochondriacal, lazy, selfish bitch. And my friends wonder why I have problems. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20517) - you deserved it (2081)

On 02/23/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by PissedAtLife (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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oh how I love moms

#1 - On 02/24/2011 at 1:11am by ALbraves

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Totally messed up, least your mom could do is show some compassion.

#2 - On 02/24/2011 at 1:11am by thatguyyx

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