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Today, in an attempt to get some guidance from my college advisor, I emailed her, saying I was contemplating going to another school because I felt so helpless about my GPA, and was sure I wouldn't get my major. I asked for advice on raising it. She gave me instructions on how to drop out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26231) - you deserved it (6998)

On 02/22/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by academicloser (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Don't listen to her, and don't scream and Yale. Be as strong as an Ox,ford the stream, but don't go jumping off a Cambridge. You can be as rich as a a Duke or as famous as a Princeton, but getting good grades isn't that Harvard. Just study hard and eat a good meal, something like Brown Rice with Cornell.

#10 - On 02/22/2011 at 4:20pm by DocBastard

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Maybe you should have been more direct. If you said you wanted to go to another school then thats probably what she took it as. If you just wanted more advice then just say that you need some advice.

#14 - On 02/22/2011 at 4:42pm by RachelCamille

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