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Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22223) - you deserved it (2150)

On 02/21/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by peedonme (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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Hahaha the weirdest stuff happen in public bathrooms.

#4 - On 02/22/2011 at 2:38am by sweet_candy_

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I would've beat the living shit outa those fools

#12 - On 02/22/2011 at 3:00am by jburd45

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