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Today, I went to a haunted show restaurant. I needed the toilet badly, but they were inside the building, which could only be gotten to via a ghost train. The footage of me peeing myself in terror on the train was played on a big screen inside, in front of a crowd of onlookers. FML

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On 02/19/2011 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Could've been worse. You could have shit yourself.

#11 - On 02/19/2011 at 1:59pm by alex1432

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if your talking about draculas on the gold coast..... there are toilets in the show room and you don't have to get on a ghost train to get to them...... you only get on the ghost train to get inside.... I work there....FAIL

#86 - On 02/20/2011 at 8:53am by courtssss

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