slap that officer

haha fmllaunder I just read your comment in herberts voice!!!

That's so mean! I would get so pissed

ha!

I once lived in a “crummy vacant building”, before I met Lois and started the show. I was poor and had to eat rats that I would trap using only my trusty hatchet and a 12 pack of gum. I eventually got kicked out when the super realised I was keeping one of the rats as a pet, I named him Wilson.

wow..

I've been wanting to say this for a while, and I'm sure you've heard it already hey, your shirts ripped

I agree, buy a bigger shirt for the twins :D

hey your shirts ripped

Well, it sure made a loser thread.

Don't you guys have anything better to do? As an actual response to Sammy, I partly agree. Sadly, it will take and cost a lot more than paint if the house looks that rundown.

I think she shouldn't be wearing the undershirt

As intriguing as the lovely lady's default might be, please try to keep your comments relating to the FML. ;-)

37, ****!!

You guys are no phun! look I spelled phun wrong! haha I am ready to do battle grammar Nazis!

It's quite delicious.

37 - Are you the OP? o_O 33 - I agree. If it's bad enough that people think it's vacant, most likely there's paneling/siding coming off, rust, maybe even broken windows, etc. You'd probably want to get that other stuff fixed first, which can be really expensive.

Sry, 33. didn't look at your profile till now. 0 FML's posted.

#50 No, Rachel is not the OP. She's a moderator. :D

I like your ****!

by supporting local coffee and donut shops

your an idiot

I'm surprised at just how frequently this exact sentence (I use that word very loosely) is posted here. It probably averages to a few per FML. If you're going to insult someone at least spell it correctly.

There's no evidence he said that. Report won't do any good. Instead I would take his advice considering he deals with robberies all the time

What the hell does a cop doing his job have to do with OP's decision to live in a shithole? Donkey-opening.

a stripper dog that holds $20 bills. :)

I wish my dog fetched $20 bills.

ya think? idiot.

you would think so 10 but that's not really the case. it's called broken windows theory. look it up.

There's this thing called a "traphouse." Holds a lot more and better stuff then the nice rich houses.

24 number 10 is too stupid to look anything up. She's a lost cause.

Kelita, are you mentally retarded? You’re calling others idiot, but, in fact, you’re the real idiot. Honeybunches just asked a reasonable question, and you had to viciously attack her. Please get perdix’s anal sticks out of your ass. No offense to perdix’s anal sticks. :D

Wasn't KingDingALing the one with anal sticks?

Nicer houses have higher chance of surveillance and security. Vacant lots are usually easy pickings

I think I've found someone else who has a crummy vacant looking house :)

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