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Today, my house got broken into for the third time. The nice police officer said that if I didn't want my house to keep being robbed I should "Fix the place up so it doesn't look like a crummy vacant building." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23081) - you deserved it (7831)

On 02/18/2011 at 8:06pm - misc - by rachel - United States (California)

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well then fix it up! its not that hard to paint it and maybe install some good locks XP

#2 - On 02/19/2011 at 2:28am by sammy92

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If a freaking police officer tells you your house looks like a vacant building, maybe you should take his advice! Don't be a slob.

#4 - On 02/19/2011 at 2:32am by rofflewaffle

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