Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13129) - you deserved it (28626)
On 02/16/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Jade -
Tori's life also sucksToday, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I…
Zibby also deserved itToday, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your…
ewww isn't that poisonous?
#2 - On 02/16/2011 at 6:11am by abc123zyx987
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Natural selection at work...
#7 - On 02/16/2011 at 6:13am by allmidnighteyes
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