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Today, I printed out a picture of the popular girl in school as a sort of 'model' for how I wanted my hair cut. The hairdresser taped the picture to the mirror so he could see. Halfway through, my 'model' came in for an appointment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22521) - you deserved it (15235)

On 02/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by nerdychick (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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that's straight creeper status.

#2 - On 02/16/2011 at 3:02am by Alexxcunningham

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Was it of Gretchen Wieners? If it was, you don't have anything to worry about. I'm sure she's aware of the fact that people are jealous of her, but she can't help the fact that she's so popular...

#8 - On 02/16/2011 at 3:09am by allmidnighteyes

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