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Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17848) - you deserved it (2713)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

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At least his "fart" paid for dinner.

#8 - On 02/14/2011 at 10:13am by skyeyez9

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why would he announce his pin number out loud...

#2 - On 02/14/2011 at 10:05am by cynthiaaah

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