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Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
And then you accidentally unzipped his pants and haphazardly gave him a blowjob while unintentionally making humming noises.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015