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Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25278) - you deserved it (3075)

On 02/13/2011 at 8:18pm - misc - by alice (woman) - United Kingdom

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BLOWJOB ATTACK ACTIVATE

#2 - On 02/14/2011 at 3:08am by forthepainx3

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And then you accidentally unzipped his pants and haphazardly gave him a blowjob while unintentionally making humming noises.

#5 - On 02/14/2011 at 3:14am by Triumvirate

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