Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
by allgrowedup / 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
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You should have sex with the babysitter then
#3 - On 02/12/2011 at 1:42am by wicker75
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Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.
#2 - On 02/12/2011 at 1:40am by mrssheldoncooper
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