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Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35632) - you deserved it (4937)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

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You should have sex with the babysitter then

#3 - On 02/12/2011 at 1:42am by wicker75

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Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.

#2 - On 02/12/2011 at 1:40am by mrssheldoncooper

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