Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed...

By Anonymous - 11/02/2011 03:21 - China

Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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By sproket - 11/04/2011 23:37

Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2017 13:00

Today, workers came to my house to fix residual moisture damage in my walls left behind by Hurricane Irma. Said workers then burst a water pipe and flooded my entire apartment in the time it took figure out how to turn it off. FML

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By jeauxann - 11/05/2018 23:59

Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML

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By BadatDIY - 16/11/2009 14:04 - United Kingdom

Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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Cough up

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:37 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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Home Improvement

By coius - 29/11/2020 01:03 - United States - Lincoln

Today, our washing machine broke and dumped around 100 gallons onto the floor. My dad had installed crappy water valves and we couldn’t turn off the water. I called my dad and he accused me of lying. His “repairs” have now caused 5 major disasters in our home due to his shoddy and cheap work. FML

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Thanks, now **** off

By Dry - 18/03/2017 16:00

Today, after moving into my new house, my partner's father came to give us his old sofa. Now, an hour before he has to leave, he's half-completed 3 DIY jobs we didn't want done in the first place, and smashed my water inlet pipe. I have no water and a destroyed kitchen. FML

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NTXC8ED 0

Friday 11 February 2011 9:10

I once saw a porno that started like that

emoflopkitteh 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:01

why on every single one there are you totally deserved it... I don't see how this is deserved at all.

Comments

Kolden 11

Friday 11 February 2011 9:03

1st! that aucks

C6Racer 0

Friday 11 February 2011 9:09

I guess they're not very good at layin pipe.

NTXC8ED 0

Friday 11 February 2011 9:10

I once saw a porno that started like that

disco2466 8

Friday 11 February 2011 9:22

free hole in the ceiling woo such a win!!!!

Ranimal 12

Friday 11 February 2011 9:34

Hmmm, something is going on here.... or should I say there

krazy_glu3 0

Friday 11 February 2011 9:42

Naahh they are just installing a skylight... SURPRISE!!!!!!

scottovious 0

Friday 11 February 2011 9:45

Show them some serious Titty and Kitty and put out, just to show them you care...

duckhunter009 0

Friday 11 February 2011 9:46

umm no you cAnt there is something else wrong if he's doing that

WallyTheWombat 0

Friday 11 February 2011 9:46

I hope you didn't pay them -_-

LemonStarship 5

Friday 11 February 2011 9:50

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