Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16022) - you totally deserved it (60915)
On 04/30/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by kas (woman) - United States (Indiana)
#1 woo! that sucks! r u serious??? a little brain dead today?
#1 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:04pm by CorynneCade
Hahaha. At least you won't have a heart attack from walking too fast. lol
#5 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:07pm by lol_Epic_Fail
how fast can you really be going when you're walking that you would feel like you're speeding
#10 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:09pm by effyourlife_
how is this an FML though? the OP just made a stupid mistake but its not like it ruined their life or even their day! It just made the OP feel slightly stupid about themselves, but that doesnt mean that their life is Effed. NOT AN FML!
you must have been walking so quickly that you felt like you were in a car. way to go dude, way to go..
wow. that's just ridiculous. i have never mistaken what action i was performing... SHIT, i forgot i was typing. i thought i was consuming a burrito. good thing i remembered what i was doing. hmm. yeah that doesn't happen as far as i know.
"FYL" would have been if you got pulled over anyway. You're just a moron.
#26 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:22pm by Kristoffer
lol! I know its not an fml really, but i gave it a 'it definitely is!' because it just made me laugh so much!!! especially since i wouldn't be surprised to see myself doing the same thing :)
You must have done a lot of driving recently to get mixed up, but it's normal to zone out, I can go walking the dog and get half way round our route and not know how I got there just because it's so automatic to me.
#30 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:23pm by catatonicsleep
Hey, your prayers where answered! L0l, damn now don't you wish you prayed to win the lotto?
#33 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:26pm by tWitt3rBuG
wow.. FAKE.. that's completely made up.. and stupid!
#36 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:27pm by IHATEMADEUPSHIAT
this fucking wasted a minute of my life that i would have rather been doing ANYTHING else with. literally.
#38 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:29pm by m0nicam0nster
If you have better things to do, then what are you doing in here in the first place?
#286 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:08pm by Iwannabetreo
Christ, how fast were you walking? And are your driving skills such that you're constantly in danger of getting pulled over? Otherwise why would you assume you're going to get a ticket when you're not doing anything illegal (or even driving for that matter)?
what?? this is dumb, why would anyone vote yes to make this an FML?
#41 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:32pm by elemenopyqrstuv
whats with this trend of really dumb FMLs? This isnt an FML this is a go to hell...stupid made up FMLs.
Whenever I see cops I always look away or hide my face or walk the other way.. I can understand. FYL
How is this even possible? Wtf? How do you forget you aren't in a car?
#49 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:42pm by StraightUp
i do the same thing! xD i always get a little sketchy
#50 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:43pm by xalexisaphobiax
OH EM GEE your life is fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean fuck my life means my life is really fucked, and remembering that i am not driving a car completely fucked my life!
im glad you weren't driving a car thinking you were walking.
#54 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:47pm by guitardedman
Some of you people need to realize that you're just too stupid to post something that only you think is funny. "I forgot I was walking." Bullsh**. You're 14 and walk everywhere you go.
forget to take your smart pills this morning? haha! I can understand your paranoia though... cops seriously freak me out. I know they're just doing their jobs but they're so intimidating!
#64 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:16pm by Kickinchicken213
i hope this is fake. if it's real, you're really stupid
#65 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:23pm by yodelqueen13
Oh shut up everyone. This made me laugh my ass off, because we ALL know the feeling where we see a cop and immediately think we're doing something wrong. Lighten up, I laughed so hard.
#72 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:32pm by jambatwist03
agree with #6, i often secretly hope a cop will be an ass when i am doing nothing just so i can show him. i think everyone get nervous around those power hungry bastards. well, im generalizing, some are alright.
#75 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:37pm by zanzibarbia
if that little situation is bad enough for you to think "fml" then you dont have very much to live for
for all those people who said that she must have been walking fast. i think she meant that she was running and slowed to a walk. and when she realized what she did she was walking.
and same #6. even if I'm in the passenger seat.
#80 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:47pm by mylifeisfuckeddd
how do you forget your WALKING?? ahah i was hysterical laughing at this
#81 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:47pm by fmlroxmysox2470
derrrrr.
anyhow seriously it's not as if anyone besides you knew it happened, you didn't suffer any bodily harm or loss of property, so i'd say um yeah you're fine.
#82 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:49pm by fretforyerlatte
I dunno, Ive done the same thing but I was on a bike on a sidewalk/trail along a road. pretty funny though, must have been really tired or out of it.
#84 - On 04/30/2009 at 6:55pm by primogen18
HAHA, I love this one. Its so funny. Wow, lol. Not really a FYL moment, but it was pretty hilarious.
this isn't an FML, and it really isn''t funny. you're just stupid.
#89 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:06pm by furlifehaha
Hahahaha, okay yeah that's pretty extreme.
Although it kind of reminded me of one time when I was writing a rough draft of a paper NOT on the computer, and I wrote a word that I wasn't sure about the spelling on. For a fraction of a second I almost expected a little red dashed line to show up under the word that I wrote. On notebook paper. :-/
#8 are you serious? dumn? |:
please tell me you're joking.
#91 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:11pm by chunkofchange
this is hilarioooousss lol
i actually laughed out loud at this!
i have moments like this too often
#93 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:14pm by APit
thats not an fml. *in stupid sarcastic dummy voice* wow im so stupid, those two cops must think i'm a huge idiot for walking SLOWER!! not fyl f the fact that ur an ass
#100 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:24pm by InTheAyer
hmmmm you're a dumbass. I wonder if this is real or you are just making it up. I honestly don't understand how someone could be so stupid.
#102 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:27pm by idkmybffjill1
i honestly didnt think that anyone could possibly be that stupid, r u mentally retarded or just a plain fucking dumbshit idiot?
#103 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:28pm by eggnogg
what the fuck is this????? "oh better slow down. omg where r the brakes??? where is my car??? IM GONNA GET A TICKET WHAAAAAAHHH!!!!!"
wowww stupid!!
#105 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:41pm by average_girl
How the hell did this get past moderation? Definitely not FML, this is just plain stupid.
#106 - On 04/30/2009 at 7:43pm by squeaksx24
everybody here who says its fake or he's a dumbass or its a fail--they aren't drivers. i say it's a win--you'll never get pulled over by a cop because slowing down is an instinct for you.
#118 - On 04/30/2009 at 8:21pm by stevesp101
disagree with 119... this kinda shit always happens to me.. getting pulled over that is. but this FML while not technically being an FML is pure glory. I can definitely see myself pulling that kinda thing LOL
hahah, i've been walking and been coming up to a stop sign and anticipated stopping and then been like durr wtf am i thinking? no joke.
#127 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:18pm by starvingxartist
....did u think u were speedin while u were walkin? cause otherwise idk y ud even b worried that u saw a cop. bt either way thats just a stupid thing to do
#132 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:27pm by candyapple1
Wow you are dumb. Seriously you forgot your were walking and got paranoid that you were speeding? Hopefully you never try to walk and chew gum. Next FML will be how you fell over because you couldn't get your coordination down.
man YL's f... i'm sure u live in a constant fear ... r u able to get nice deep sleep or in that too u see some cops busting ur ass
I swear most FMLs these days are just little inconveniences to people or things that happened which made them feel stupid for 2 seconds... IMO this site was started to make light of things that happened in your life that umm maybe FUCKED them, not made you feel like an idiot..
How did this get past the moderators? It doesn't make any sense.
"Then I realized I was walking."
Dumb.
#141 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:21pm by skankyourart
so many of you guys need to get over yourselves. I think this website is to share the little moments in our lives that make us go "duh". I can totally see slowing down in my sneakers when I see a cop, and that is why this is one of the funnier FMLs I have read in a long time. #141, I think you are right in a literal sense, but then perhaps 1/100 of the posts that pass through are true fuck my lifers and I'm sick of reading about 16 year olds masturbating. And others need to stop whining "not an FML" just because YOU sit around making up stories in order to obtain the glory of getting on this website.
OP: Funny little nuance there, thanks for sharing.
LMAO. i feel the same as #6.
Cops sketch me out.
I've done that before.
& sometimes I just speed up my stride and turn all these corners..
:P
#144 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:31pm by casscontagious
What? Are you serious?
Someone's been zoning out today.
#147 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:46pm by Funtertaining11
Duh, I'm sure that this didn't really happen. No one's that dumb.
#151 - On 04/30/2009 at 10:58pm by shineyourlight_x
AHAHAHAHAHA
this has happened to me!
but I was on my bike..
#154 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:22pm by superunknown
this pretty much makes my day. at least you know your instincts are sharp :)
#155 - On 04/30/2009 at 11:25pm by gypsyCajun
I don't think the person literally forgot they were walking...I'm pretty sure they meant it just took them a little while to realize that they didn't need to slow down :P
Your FML isn't that you slowed down beside a cop, it's that you're mentally retarded.
Honestly, who can possibly make that mistake.
#161 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:32am by GraceLee
are you on drugs?? share the wealth, must be some good stuff.
#162 - On 05/01/2009 at 12:35am by playful2088
"Your life is fucked" because you are dumb enough to get driving a car and walking confused.
#165 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:29am by kwbuzz23wk
What? I dont get it. You realized you were walking? What did you think you were doing before you realized you were walking?
wow....
im glad you slowed down, for the safety of everyone else on the sidewalk
#172 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:46am by jennaboo
WOOOW!! That's sad. Stop smoking perhaps? Ya know what I mean?
#173 - On 05/01/2009 at 2:58am by rachelbrianna25
If you live in the USA, the cop probably would have shot you for walking too fast.
#174 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:09am by jthm_guitarist
Funny how absent minded we can be at times >.< lmfao Thats great, I would have loved to been there to see the realization hit you though. lol
#176 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:25am by Epiphany1882
OH, hahaha, you're absent minded...If you can't tell whether you are walking or driving without having to consciously think about it, you should probably go kill yourself, because there is no way you can contribute anything meaningful to anything. Ever.
#177 - On 05/01/2009 at 3:36am by darkjediben
#6 same here, even when I'm at work as a security guard and the cops are on my side. I still feel like they're out to get me for something.
That actually made me laugh for so long! :D HAHA!
That's like something I would do. :P
Nice work! :)
#180 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:31am by oliviaargh
Lie lie lie! Don't lie ! Come on ... You expect to believe this? Oh boy... Hope you will get a ticket even if you are walking... A BIG ONE! *EVIL*
i think the op should have stated.. fml because im retarded
op your a good advertisement for condoms
#184 - On 05/01/2009 at 6:32am by dragonmystik3030
#11, #43 and #99 answered their own questions.
That guy's life certainly is absolutely fucked if he can forget that he's not in a car.
It's FML's like this that make me wonder why anyone even comes to this site. This is garbage and should never have made it through moderation. I could submit an FML about dropping a coin on my floor and it would get approved. Just sad how lazy you mods have become.
Congrats dude. You just made my top ten list of Dumbest People of all time.
#195 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:57am by The_Suit_Guy
um... what? So were you drunk or high at the time or something? wow...
#199 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:53am by bananafish87
Agree with #199
are the submissions getting so lame this is the best they could come up with? The best one in days by FAR was the guy with the search and rescue team that got lost - now that's a FML!!!
Wow dude, that is just fucking stupid. gtfo with that "fml" You don't realize that you were walking. I can't believe this got approved
hahahaha that shit happens to me when i'm high!! man it feels so good when you realize that everything is alright :P
Omgosh that was fantastic, this truly made my day.
But dont worry, that happens to people all the time. They're so trained to get worried about something such as a police officer ticketing them that they become irrational and can forget they're not in a situation that would need such worry.
This was not funny to me at all, just idiotic.
Pressing on a brake pedal = moving your legs at a slower pace?
If you think that's true, I never want to be near a car with you as the driver. Given it would be entertaining to see.
#215 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:11pm by lolwut_fail
This is the funniest/stupidest thing I have ever heard someone do.
#216 - On 05/01/2009 at 4:15pm by jenhotindacity
LMFAOOO i've done the exact same thing bro dead serious, I was just sooooooo fucking out of it cause of drugs but.. I hope thats why you were! either way still hilarious mate.
#219 - On 05/01/2009 at 5:16pm by worstlifevuh
there's absolutely no way that this is true in any way, shape, or form. unless you're the dumbest person on the planet
#223 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:36pm by hapylordofdeath9
you sure you're not making this up just so you can get on the website? cuz it sounds mad fake to me
#224 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:05pm by king_z
your just a dumb ass. end of discussion get a life. i doubt this very higly your a big dumbass. i feel like hitting you. your a prick.
#226 - On 05/01/2009 at 8:50pm by thebirdistheword
freaking hilarious. don't feel so bad, its just your instinct. I
#228 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:19pm by anonymouslyinlov
Not an fml. This isn't really that funny either, it just makes you seem really stupid.
#231 - On 05/01/2009 at 10:41pm by _mcs_
you were definatly baked right? lol i seriously hope so
#233 - On 05/01/2009 at 11:36pm by mrsbickhart
Regardless... this just goes to show that the police are better at scaring than protecting.
#236 - On 05/02/2009 at 2:24am by Stinkyfeet
im tired of all the FMLs that just basically say "im a complete f***ing dumbass. FML." im sure you people can come up with something better than this shit. i'd contribute but they keep turning down my FMLs.
It's a FML because this person realized how stupid they can really be.
hahahahaha it's so funny though.
Here's one that probably occurs to this person on a daily basis:
"Today, I passed out. I forgot to breathe. FML"
Or maybe:
"Today, I made up an FML because no one loves me. FML"
lmfao!
it would have been funny as hell if you were stopped by the cop, "sir, you were jay-walking"
wow. this made me laugh [:
#250 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:10pm by not_ur_mexican
You have the honor of being the stupidest person in the world.
#251 - On 05/03/2009 at 1:03am by 9brggz1vboyqhb0
Hey, don't listen to the haters, you just have good instincts. ;)
#252 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:01am by pearldrum1
wow can people stop complaining whether something is an FML?
the site says "your everyday life stories"
FML is an expression, it doesn't always have to LITERALLY mean their life is shit...geez. What fun would it be if these were all the most depressing stories ever?
Btw, this one is quite awesome~!
wow.ur retarted...how do u forget ur walking.i'm not stupid.i don't believe this crap.
#254 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:22am by xxnickiixx
LMAO.
This isn't an FML, it's just hysterical.
I'm sorry, but your stupidity almost made me pee myself.
Lol.
:]
#255 - On 05/03/2009 at 12:46pm by radio_x_aimee
hahaha! best one i've seen in a long time. i literally laughed out loud. :]
#258 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:14pm by sarah_hysteria
hahaha wow, u must have been really out of it that day, thats even funnier to me cuz my friend totally tried to flip on her turn signal the other day in the hall at school
#259 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:51pm by unlucky_chap
wow... that was really not worth reading... that was an example of overkill when trying to be funny...
#264 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:46pm by t3chsupport
This is seriously the funniest and dumbest thing I've read on here. Hilarious.
#273 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:20am by ImaTrainwreck
That's awesome. No sarcasm.
I just laughed for like two minutes.
#278 - On 05/28/2009 at 11:04pm by MADISAYSYDI
this has got to be a follow up post: "Today, i was walking on the sidewalk and everyone was jumping out of my way and screaming at me. Then i realized i was driving. FML"
OR
"Today, I was playing paintball and kicking ass. No one was even getting close to me. Then i realized i was using a real gun. FML.
OR
"Today, I was eating a pear. Then i realized it was a grenade. FML"
#282 - On 06/20/2009 at 4:11am by blackbear6193
i feel like this is something that would happen to me!
its kinda like how when i was younger i would panic whenevever my mom went on the compter cuz i wasnt allowed to have a myspace. i feared she'd find it, wich was rediculous, cuz she hardly knows how to use google
#289 - On 07/15/2009 at 4:11am by shellibelli
Hmmm, did that on WoW once (don't say a word im a nerd i get it.) I was in stormwind trade district by the letter box, and saw a large group of people using a orb of deception (is that right?) I was flagged for PVP after killing a few idiotic horde running through goldshire, I immediately ran half way across stormwind and hid in the old town, i suddenly realised, WHY THE HELL WOULD THERE BE A GROUP OF HORDE DANCING BESIDE THE SW LETTER BOX?! (yep fear the mighty nerd, this is probably the only WoW oriented comment on Fmylife)
hahahahahahaha!!! that just made my day! Thanks for sharing the laugh!
A.
#293 - On 08/25/2009 at 1:43pm by CoverThief
So you'd rather have been speeding in a car and gotten a ticket? Ok then
#299 - On 02/08/2010 at 12:10am by Bluestribute
