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Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19687) - you deserved it (6311)

On 02/06/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by xxxchelsiexxx - United States

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Wax it off!

#1 - On 02/06/2011 at 6:50am by x_Cupcakes

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This is the forth "I'm a girl who didn't know I had a mustache" post I've seen. Do you guys not own mirrors? Every woman has hair on her upper lip; it's part of being a mammal. If yours is thicker or darker than you're comfortable with, wax it and move on. It's your face. You look at it every single day. You shouldn't need other people to point these things out.

#14 - On 02/06/2011 at 8:56am by sallen0046

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