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Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24949) - you deserved it (3662)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by KaLa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Do you frequently say that to your mother? This reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Stewie kept hanging on his mother because she fixed his doll for him, then she finally went insane. This could be what's happening with your mother. Perhaps you should move out before she slams you in the head with a blunt object.

#2 - On 02/08/2009 at 3:16pm by NofolkDude

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im sure she loves u:)

#3 - On 02/08/2009 at 4:46pm by 2random

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