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Do you frequently say that to your mother? This reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Stewie kept hanging on his mother because she fixed his doll for him, then she finally went insane. This could be what's happening with your mother. Perhaps you should move out before she slams you in the head with a blunt object.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014