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Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27610) - you deserved it (4201)

On 02/02/2011 at 9:44am - misc - by Biggie (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Well at least you were warm for a little bit.

#6 - On 02/02/2011 at 12:58pm by sweet_candy_

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Your coffee was committing suicide. I'd like to think it's because it couldn't bear the cold any longer, but I'm sure you know the truth that it just couldn't stand you.

#33 - On 02/02/2011 at 1:52pm by DocBastard

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