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Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23889) - you deserved it (2420)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Her house, her rules.

#1 - On 02/02/2011 at 3:06am by schwancy

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At least she had her underwear on. Unless its "underwear optional zone" too.

#4 - On 02/02/2011 at 3:11am by RinnieRiot

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